Sunday, July 24, 2016

Welcome Russcinites, Dah it is true

Recently this site has seen a "serge" (surge) of visits from Mother Russia.

I have no idea why. Maybe they are asking themselves:
Can the Yanks be so dumb that they are dismantling their own patent system?

Yes (Dah), Russcinites, it is true.
We in America have "supreme" fearless leaders who believe all computer stuff is "generic".

Our leaders do indeed believe that all technical people are also "generic".
Just find any random coffee drinking one at a Silicon Valley java bar.
Give them your abstract "idea".
Mutter the magic words, "Apply it".
And it shall be so.

Right after the weekend.
Because it should take no more time than that to convert any and all "ideas" into "code" popped into a "generic" computing device and thus instantly made available for the consumer market to consume and enjoy per our "free" market dynamics. (Oh by the way, you don't have to pay the java drinking scriptor for his or her efforts. They are more than glad to give of themselves for the greater good of the marketplace.)

Which is why the evil patent privileges should not be given to them who pursue trivial "ideas".
Because it is so trivial and simple you see.
Like King Tut and his abacus man you see?
What can't you get through your legally incompetent mind about that?
Everything is fundamental economic fundamentalism that is easily carried forward into the computer age by the magic muttering of "Apply it".

And for that reason, no soup or patents for you.

Dah, it is true.

Sunday, July 17, 2016

Or merely with paper and pencil

According to some know-it-all judges, things done merely with paper and pencil constitute abstract idea, no different than what one does with one's "mind".

A slide rule made out of paper with pencil markings is merely an "abstract idea."

A flying contraption that can deliver messages is merely an "abstract idea."

Thursday, July 7, 2016

Whitewash Powder Stuff for Washington Whigs

New patent deform must be fresh abrew in the air.

Appears it is time to tell tall tales of how the Alice pill made one small business man ten feet tall while other pills did nothing at all.
Don't believe it?
Go ask Alice (when she was small).

Supreme Court’s Alice decision protected my small businesses from patent trolls

Alice Helps Another Company Stop a Patent Troll
(Problem: Abstract Patents)

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Beg or Stand Defiant?

Recently it has been suggested (here comment #7) that we must grovel as beggars at the feet of the all mighty SCOTUS and their appeasement-happy followers (i.e. the Federal Circuit panel of Rapid Litigation Management LTD v. Cellzdirect, Inc.)

Why should we?

To proclaim to all under our 1st Amendment rights what a bunch of incompetent and irrational doles our Supreme Fearless Leaders are when it comes to science, technology and patent law.
Maybe they have no shame.
But still we cannot stand by and be silent.
History will record them as shameful sycophants of the amici curie owners of the bought and paid for Court.
History will note that our SCOTUS elite allowed non-expert, unsworn and un-cross-examined opinions of so-called “friends” to influence them into to making de novo findings of fact at the appellate level with respect to plucking DNA leaves (or banana fruit) from trees, with respect to generic computers and java-juiced 2nd year students at the coffee shop, with respect to laws “of nature”, with respect to fundamental Lego blocks of “human ingenuity” and with respect to how patents might “stifle” their precious “innovation”. What a crock of BS. All of it.
We cannot shrink back and beg.
We must step forward (not back) and yell from the tops of our tenements. We are mad as heck and … we won’t take it any more.

Post Script:
District Court: The Fed. Cir has given us guidance

And by the way,
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY to all yea inhabitants of the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Monday, June 27, 2016

Women maybe, Inventors definitely not

Men, of course and without question, can have unwanted growths removed from their bodies.

Women, on the other hand, have lesser rights; "putative rights" as Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas puts it. If there is an unwanted growth in their bodies then the question becomes whether God wanted it to be there in the first place even in the case of rape and whether the State has the right to bar the doors to the abortion clinic. In a recent SCt. decision, Justice Thomas decries the arbitrary and capricious whims of his Court colleagues in making special rules for some but not others.

Of course hypocrisy knows no bounds. Because it is Clarence the Clown who consistently makes special rules for inventors and discoverers. To keep them as subhumans. To deny them equal protections of the law.

Inventors are "trolls" you see. They hire deceptive draftspersons (artful dodgers) to hide the plain and simple truth that they have invented or discovered nothing more than an abstract fundamental "principle" that forms the basic building block of something called "science". This "science" thing, according to Clarence the Clown and most of his Supreme Court colleagues includes laws "of nature" which Mother passes down from her mountain top and natural phenomenons that occur without any intervention by the hand of man (or woman, if you must).

Thursday, June 23, 2016

BROKES-IT: The Great Unraveling

Picture in your head all the work that would go into hand knitting a sweater.
The patience.
The precision.
The creativity.
The organization of the whole body of work.

It doesn't take much for an immature adolescent to come along and unravel the whole thing.
Creating an elegant body of work is hard.
Destroying is easy.
Take that you stuffy snob nosed creator. BOOM. BANG. CRASH. Destroyed!

The adolescent feels great.
He has succeeded in being the bossy bull in the proverbial china shop.

Here's another group that feels good about themselves.
They are breaking apart the U.S. patent system.
The only good patent is a busted patent as far as they are concerned.
Take that you stuffy snob nosed creators (a.k.a. inventors). Be forewarned that the abacus man cometh for you.
We dun teached you about the laws of nature.
The great unraveling. Entropy.
Nothing matters.
Let's again warp back to the Medieval Times dance!