A mass witch hunt hysteria erupted among our judicial intelligentsia.
These overly rational people are too smart and too supreme to be fooled by witches disguised as trolls disguised as real by draftsman deceptions when in "fact" (and per backdoor admitted evidence) they are spiritual apparitions dwelling in the mind and known to be the mere abstract ideas they are accused of being unless they can come up with something significantly more to prove they are not witches. In the mean time, burn them. Burn them all. (PoTAB= Put'em on Trial And Burn)
But first we must pretend to give them a fair and balanced trial using the magical claim direction force field detector and the something-more tilted balance scale. We wouldn't want to be accused of being torch bearing Spanish Inquisitors hell bent on smelling lots of scorched flesh, would we?