Washington DC is a spiritual town.
None know this better than Clarence the Clown.
Up high in the stratospheres float ethereal ideas.
Mother Nature's laws up there similarly all float surreal.
Down in the mud and crud below,
Leaves for the plucking naturally grow.
Those who truly understand the fundamentalist foundations that underlie the formative basis of "science"
Know it to be a set of building blocks drawn from up high with innate "ingenuity" and actualized with appliance ("Apply it" type appliance --after all, that's true science).
Natural phenomenon naturally self-implement on their own.
Merely relate them mentally to diagnostic blood, skin and bone.
Any questions oh yea irrational ones?
Just ask Clarence our Town Clown.
(He knows 'em when he sees 'em and he'll re-educate you accordingly.)